phobso:

‘’Yarkh’’ mini-series, frames from issues 1-3, written & lined by me, colored by @orphensirius

thatonefemmechick:

I think the real reason that lesbians move so fast in their relationships is because we’re all touch starved and really stupid. Like have you ever met a lesbian that isn’t touch starved and stupid? I sure am touch starved and stupid.

mimihamburger:

Alexa, wake me up to this every morning.

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

fuckmyumbrella:

when you log onto tumblr after december 17

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

creepsandcrawlers:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via b_flex14)

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

i warned u all

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

pissvortex:

tormod:

tormod:

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms

that was john green

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

nurse-peach:

narwhaled:

nurse-peach:

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

paypal.me/nursepeach

g3ncyho3:

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

that-one-support:

“How are you?”

And I said “good”

exceptionalcelestial:

mens-rights-activia:

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

ur-local-lesby:

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

sHe KeePS PULlInG cATs OUt Of NoWHerE